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Parting Words

All epiphanies are not alike.

Some are quiet,

some are loud,

some whisper over time;

some evolve,

from self-love,

some turn upon a dime.

Others are less revelation

than determination.

In that very vein,

I’d like to announce,

I made up my mind

not too long ago

that when it comes to dying,

hell no, I will not go.

The fear of shrugging off

this mortal coil

had simply been too taxing.

It pecked at me incessantly,

stopped me from relaxing.

I had no choice but to decide

I will not die

I will not die.

After this assertion,

my infectious laugh returned,

my psyche unburdened.

I intended to enjoy

the spring in my step

for many years more,

but then one night last winter –

quite some time before

I ever thought he’d visit --

Death came knocking at my door.

Somehow I knew

the trick to buying time 

was to not take his hand

as he extended it.

Instead I read my tome

in the form of this poem,

urging his recusal

on the grounds of my refusal.

I braced myself for mockery

but he smiled philosophically.

“I rarely take requests,

but this one I’ll consider.

As you no doubt suspect,

this is no small ask.

Immortality entails

undertaking certain tasks.”

I will skip the explanation

of our negotiation.

Suffice to say,

when offered his position,

I did not resist temptation.

He handed me his scythe,

and then removed his cloak.

I should have known

it would fit me bespoke.

The power drained from him

and filled me to the brim.

I doubt I’ll ever see

as much relief as he

showed in his eyes just then.

For he would be my first

to usher from this earth.

“Advice?” I asked.

“Perhaps an epitaph?”

He pondered for a moment

then offered up these words:

“Do your work with kindness.

It’s men who make death cruel.”

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"Hey! Long time no see!"

My heart sank.

"Oh, yes, Norman!" I said with a thin smile. "It has been a while, hasn't it?"

"So! What's the story?"

"Oh, you know. One thing and another."

"We moved over to Brightholme last year. Needed a bigger place."

"That must be nice for you." I was about to ask how his awful wife was, but I couldn't for the life of me remember her name. "Brightholme, eh?"

"Four kids now. All boys. Fills up a house for you. But we've got six bedrooms and I had one of them turned into a Games Room."

"Table tennis?"

That stopped him for a second, at least. Only a second. "A couple of big hi-def screens with ultra-fast Nvidia chips down below with some AI whipped in. Less than that, you'll get nowhere with boys these days."

So much for our shared love of table tennis at high school. I wouldn't want his kind of computer gaming rig, even if I could afford it. And I couldn't say he was wrong about kids. Jenny and I didn't need a big place. There was something about miscarriages that depressed the hell out of a woman. And even a man.

"So! What are you up to?"

"You mean jobwise?" Of course he did.

"I changed companies and moved up. You shouldn't stick around, in my view. Keep moving. Where was it you were back when we saw each other last?"

"Oh, I haven't changed libraries." Do I tell him I'm assistant chief librarian now? Why bother?

Norman chuckled. "Well, it's not up to me to give you advice, but think about moving on and up, huh?"

"I promise you I'll treasure that up in my breast, Norman. If you'll just keep this in mind: next time you see me coming, cross over to the other side of the street."

I walked on before the look on his face made me burst out laughing.

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