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A brother and sister show up at your house claiming they grew up there in the '60s. You agree to let them look around. Big mistake.

At first I thought I’ll hide in the kitchen and pretend not to be home. But my curiosity changed that plan. The pitch and timber of their voices on the porch, a woman and a man, clearly, and something out of sorts.

I cracked the door and she, pretty and rail thin, was inside before speaking a word, and heading for the stairs. When I turned to say something, he came in and said in a condescending way I’d painted the front hall one out of a million off-whites.

I’m not keen on this carpet, Ken. What was it when we were here?

Blue.

No it wasn’t, it was green.

Excuse me?

Oh sorry, this used to be our house.

Yeah we grew up here.

Oh really, I grew up here too.

Until….

We’ve both done well since then, moved up the ladder as they say, ha ha. Pretty far up.

Ken here lives in eighty five hundred square feet, actually. I’ve got over six, but in two different places.

Interesting.

It’s plainer than I remember.

And smaller.

When you’re small you remember things big.

Then you see them later and they’re small.

That’s where the theory of relativity comes from.

Ken is in real estate.

Well la de da, I said. This house has been in my family since the nineteen fifties.

That couldn’t be.

Right. We were here then. In the fifties.

Wait.

Yeah, wait a minute. Ken . . .

Silvie.

I’m Daniel, by the way, and you’re in my house.

There are times when the theory of relativity is useful.

Indeed, Daniel, said Silvie, looking between me, and her brother Ken, in such a way she looked to be shaking her head, no, no.

My thoughts exactly.

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Susana had sad eyes and she drove slowly, always, taking long sucking drags on her skinny cigarettes and flicking the ashes out the open window.

Susana had sad eyes, whites dull and heavy as marshmallows, and she smoked such skinny cigarettes.

Sad-eyed Susana dreamed of marshmallows more often than she dreamed of anything else, even her late mother, but she ate no sugar, preferring to devote all her vice bandwidth to those long and skinny cigarettes.

Marsha was overweight for most of her childhood and she received so many unfortunate and predictable schoolyard names, but on that very first gas station stop of her first drive out of state, the actual moment of leaving home, she bought her first pack of smokes and gave the leering brown-toothed man behind the counter a fake number, and said her name was Susana. She didn’t realize she would keep both the name and the habit.

Susana had sad eyes, someone might say who had caught only the hound-dog languor of her beauty. She was not actually sad most of the time, just highly uncertain what to do with herself. Usually, when she felt the uncertainty hit its highest, vertiginous pitch, she would raid the shoe-box of emergency cash in the closet, and get a full carton of smokes from the bodega. That and one large bag of X-tra-Fluff marshmallows with the puffed-up lettering in blue, orange and green. Susana would go up on the roof and alternate pleasures until she felt ill, leaving a wide cupful of ash to be emptied, slowly, by the wind.

Susana didn’t expect the diagnosis, as nobody, not even hypochondriacs, really expect it when it comes, but the tall, large-handed doctor mistook her large, sad eyes for a kind of wise-beyond-her-years equanimity, and for the first time in his career he asked a patient out to dinner.

After crab legs and prosecco and spirited fucking, Susana reflected that this man, though a doctor, would not really be able to care for her, at least not in the ways she had expected, while he too partook of a long cigarette beside her. But, he was like her a Midwesterner, and they spoke of ambrosia salad studded with tiny, stiff marshmallows, and of their late mothers, and she reflected that she might just one day grow fat again, with him, and maybe even happy.

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