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What Was That Scratching Down In The Kitchen ?

It woke me up, that was sure.

"Jerry?" I whispered. "Jerry!"

My hand found cold sheets in the bed where my husband usually was.

"Jerry, where are you?"

He wasn't answering. And that scratching hadn't stopped. Was it even scratching? Scraping? Knocking?

I'm not a scaredy-cat, but I don't want to be alone to face a burglar in the house. I mean, what are husbands for? What could I do, without leaving the bedroom? Scare the burglar? The alarm? How did you set it off? We had a little booklet of instructions in a bedside table drawer. His or mine?

A loud wood-splintering sound came up from the kitchen.

"Jerry, WHERE ARE YOU?" I yelled.

More wood-splintering.

Where could I hide? And where were my clothes? I was stark naked. (Don't ask). If a burglar found me like that, what would be sure to happen next? I mean, he might be a gentleman burglar, but what were the chances?

"JERRY! I'M NOT JOKING! WHERE ARE YOU!"

Call the police? My phone was recharging down below. Jerry's phone? Where in hell was Jerry's phone?

Turn on the lights. Pick up my clothes from all across the floor. Pull them on fast. Search everywhere. No telephone.

Shit, Jerry! Have you done a runner? One last time, full tilt boogie, then sneak out the door, is that it?

I'm going down. Quietly. Get the phone, lock myself in the downstairs bathroom. Call the cops. Softly, softly, down the stairs. My phone is in the lounge near the TV. Unhook from recharge. Jesus, it's burbling! Drop it on the couch, stick a cushion over it.

Stop, listen.

Someone's crying.

Jerry?

In the kitchen?

Creep over there, look in.

Jerry's phone is on the floor with the flashlight on. He's sitting in his underwear on the floor with his back to the store cupboard, smashed and splintered. His face is all broken with tears.

"I can't find it," he says.

"What can't you find, honey?"

"My tooth. I lost a tooth."

If you wake a sleepwalker, don't you do them lasting harm?

"We'll look for it tomorrow."

"No, it's gone, it's gone!"

When men dream of a missing tooth, what's that supposed to mean?

"Come on back up to bed, and I'll show you where it is, sweetheart," I say.

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Rolf Semprebon's avatar

As you can see from the title, I decided to use both prompts... question and missing tooth...

Where is my missing tooth?

Why does my mouth hurt? Why am I missing a tooth? How did I end up on the sidewalk on my side in the dark? What can I remember about how I got here? Why did that man hit me in the face? Why didn’t I block his fist with my own? How long have I been lying here? Is that my tooth, near me on the pavement, glinting in the distant street light? When will I be able to climb to my feet, tuck the tooth in a shirt pocket and walk away? Who was this man who attacked me? Where can I find him? Why can’t I remember anything, even who I am? What is that word, when you can’t remember anything? I think it starts with an A. Who the hell am I?

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